So its Ramadaan.. best month of the year, where everyone is a comedian and all guys think talking about the kajoor effect is a nice way to pick up chicks.
Anyway! I read an article on MuslimMatters.org concerning the rather pointless arguments left wing capitalists like to engage themselves in – Going to watch the New Batamn movie even though it releases in Ramadaan.
So it got me thinking, WHO CARES?! Theres no masala saying “ YOU CAN OR CANT WATCH BATMAN IN RAMADAAN.” The same goes for many other things that is considered more haraam(if that even exists) in Ramadaan, than out of it.
Admittedly i also get very annoyed when people, call people who ‘go holy’ in ramadaan, ‘pretentious’. YOU tell me, what part of waking before dusk and not eating till after dawn is being ‘pretentious’. You can’t exactly pretend to fast. Coz then its not fasting.
Also if you wear kurta(or chicks who wear cloak/scarf etc etc) - HOW is that pretentious. You’re carrying yourself in the prescribed manner in order gain maximum benefit of this month. Anyway back to Batman.
Does he really care about all of this? I don’t think so.. I wonder what time sehri is in Gotham City, not that it matters, coz Batman is up all night, prowling the streets, jumping over buildings, getting high inhaling secondary smoke from weed as he goes past musjid parking lots etc etc..
Maybe Bat-Girl is home frying the samosas, sending their bat-kids to get Haleem from Bilals.
Oh wait, Gotham city doesn’t have a Bilals.
Or maybe Bat-Girl is posing in front of the mirror rocking the ‘drinking-sarbat-through-a-straw’ pose. (duck face)… in her cloak and scarf.
I wonder who Batman’s chick is in the new movie.
Oh wait, ill never know, coz from an extremist’s point of view, Batman is probably ‘haraam’ in many eyes. Mainly because There’s the Joker, and jokes are haram. So, so is the joker. And batman. And Bat Girl.
I haven’t watched Spiderman yet either. Maybe I’ll go watch it after Ramadaan when movies become halaal again.
Either way, I still prefer Superman. Gonna get a kurta with a Superman logo printed onto it. Hopefully I’ll be fat, and the kurta will be tight like Superman's jockey-costume so everyone can see my petu which is covered by a layer of 6 pack.
Hope the Roza is treating you well, and in case I don’t blog during the last 10 days, remember there’s no kheer like free kheer, so take the polystyrene cup and tuck in!
Anyway, im gonna go listen to Benammi, Zain bhika and Maher Zain albums on repeat!
p.s: the weekly Majlis newsletter has arrived, but since its ramadaan and I’m not supposed to engage myself in pointless activities, I will read it once the month is over. But heres a screenshot of the sub-headline that caught my eye!
no such thing! tv jahannum!